I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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