..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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