They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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