I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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