I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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