i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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