Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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