Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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