So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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