That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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