Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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