Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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