awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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