She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Randomize
