I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
