at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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