dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
And then my night got REAL pukey
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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