Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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