It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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