Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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