we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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