and you said cock pushups were impossible
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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