Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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