he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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