is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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