And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
either way he was missing a nipple.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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