I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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