Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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