Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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