do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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