You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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