Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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