It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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