...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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