Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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