You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Randomize
