Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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