so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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