It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Randomize