I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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