youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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