We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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