What a fucking waste of an outfit
I want to have your abortion
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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