and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I am mentally ready for anal.
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