Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I just want to make out with him forever
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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