The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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