So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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