If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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