do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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