all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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