I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
