your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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