maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
