so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You coming home soon, man?
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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