Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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