So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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