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(913): View more from Kansas

ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?

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(718): View more from New York

If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...

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(207): View more from Maine

He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.

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(519): View more from Ontario

She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has

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(714): View more from California

Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!

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(248): View more from Michigan

My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..

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(815): View more from Illinois

I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...

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