Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
there is puke in my bra ... again
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
