Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
you inspire me to be a worse person
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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